Hmmm.

I lied to my mother. I signed off my e-mail with "I'm going to bed" and here I am. I thought maybe I post a leetle something.

It's leetle alright. This might just be it.

Nah. Here's a funny for you: this is the lable on a package of cheapo sponges my mom picks up at the flea market. My sister, Aunt J, and I peed our pants reading this. Man, I'm not even looking at the picture and I'm giggling. Enjoy:













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